Funny Thoughts

Know For Sure

There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Dog-Elephant Hybrid

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Postal Worker Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Blondes And Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Riddles , Animal Jokes
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