Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Moving on Up

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Anonymous

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
A: Hey sis, you awake?

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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