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Bar Window

Two guys are sitting in a fourth story bar drinking. The first guy stands up and says, "I'm done," and walks to the window, jumps out, then blows right back in. He says, "I knew it, the draft was too strong," and he sits back down.

A few minutes later, the other guy says, "I'm done," and jumps out the window and falls to his death. The bartender turns to the first guy and says, "Superman, you sure are an asshole when you're drunk!"

Frog Death

Q: How do frogs die?

A: They Kermit suicide!

The Molester in the Woods

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Taliban Tank

Q: How do you stop a taliban tank?

A: Shoot the guy pushing it.

Watch for Children

I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."