Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

K9 Passing

My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Happy Pit Bull

Q:  What has 4 legs and 8 arms?
A:  A pit bull in a children's play area.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Anonymous

Christmas Plot

One year, a husband gets his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. The next Christmas comes around and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband replies, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Squishy1717