Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Christmas Plot

One year, a husband gets his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. The next Christmas comes around and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband replies, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Squishy1717

The Bar Exam

Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband's fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men that she had inherited billions of dollars and would marry the guy with the biggest dick. Now of course this woman wasn't all that in the looks department, as a matter of fact she looked more like a shriveled prune then a human being, however, the guys didn't care. They knew this old lady would croak soon and they would get all that money. The woman then told the men to stiff themselves up to full erection and lay their dicks on a long table. They did what she said. All of a sudden, two gay guys walked into the bar, looked at the table and said "Mmmm! A buffet!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
Anonymous

Moving on Up

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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