Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Wittle Wabbit

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Jokes about Kids
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Submitted BY: RichK

You're Next

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Happy Birthdead

Q: What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A: A dead puppy!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes)
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