Funny Thoughts

Universal Remote

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control...
I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Jelly Beans

Yo mama so skinny, when she eats jelly beans, tabloids report on her "baby bump."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Yo Momma Jokes , Insult Jokes (Skinny Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous

Lincoln Scoring

Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous