Valentine Dreams

A woman was taking a nap one afternoon. When she work up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think the dream means?”
“You’ll find out tonight,” he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “How to interpret your Dreams."

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."

Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".