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Control

My sexual desires have been getting out of control.
But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

Honest Lawyer

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?

A: An oxymoron.

Knock Knock - Albert

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Albert!

Albert who!

Albert you don't know who this is!

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?

A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Knock Knock - Alaska

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?

A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.