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Surfing

An elderly couple were at home watching TV.  Tom had the remote and was switching back and forth between the hunting channel and the porn channel. Judy became more and more annoyed and finally said, "For God's sake, Tom, leave it on the porn channel. You know how to hunt!"

Yo Mama - Ugly Contest

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said "Sorry ... No professionals allowed!!!"

Bath Time

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning !

Checking My Balance

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

Yo Mama - Misdial

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.