Word Play Jokes
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!
Before a Lions Meal
Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'
Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
You've Got Mail
Q: What's the secret to telling a good postman joke?
A: It's all in the delivery
Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.