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Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

A: They always steal the green cards.

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because she was a party pooper.

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

A: Put velcro on the ceiling.

Q: How do you get him down?

A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.