Word Play Jokes
Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing?
A: The male organ.
Q: What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?
A: "We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."
A boy from France comes to America, he wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learns "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Harvard Vs. Virgins
Q: What do a virgin and Harvard University have in common?
A: They're both hard to get into.