Word Play Jokes
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
I changed my password to "incorrect"
Now when I type it wrong my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
Message to Thief
Message to whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office.
I will find you.
You have my Word!