Word Play Jokes
Will You Remember Me
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
Separating Men From Boys
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
Knock, Knock, Knock
It's Halloween and I hate all these kids knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?
Smells Like Carrots -Riddles
Q: What's invisible & smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."