Word Play Jokes
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
A: Because the rice falls through the grill
The Butcher's Wife
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.