Word Play Jokes
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday.
All Fridays matter.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"