Word Play Jokes
Knock Knock - Ketchup
Catch up with me and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
Punching a Black Woman
A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, the commercial told him to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker!
Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!
Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.