Word Play Jokes
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
A Serial Killing
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back. The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman. The detective responded, "I think it's obvious. A cereal killer got her!"
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!