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The best jokes and joke writers!

School Bus

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?

A: A rotten banana!

Starving

Q: How do you starve a black person?

A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!

Cheeseburger

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer." The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here."

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?

A: It's because their knee grows!

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?

A: So they will have something to unwrap.