Cows Night Out

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 
Bill: "Yes"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 
Bill  "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bill: "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bill: "Yeah"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"