Word Play Jokes
Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"