Word Play Jokes
Q: If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Black Jelly Beans
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.