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Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Horse Down

Q: What did the horse say when he fell?

A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

A: That hit the spots!

Bed Shoes

Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A: A horse!

Cat Food

Q: How is cat food sold?

A: Usually purr can!