Word Play Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.