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The best jokes and joke writers!

Bathroom Joke

Q: If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

A: European.

Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because she was a party pooper.

Black Jelly Beans

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

A: The black one steals your watch.

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Beer Nuts

Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.