Q: Why does a blonde dog have lumps on his head?
A: From chasing parked cars!
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.