Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles
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Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Ladies Night Out

Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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