Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Lawyer And Pitbull

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier?
A: Lipstick !

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Looks Good On A Lawyer

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Happy Birthdead

Q: What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A: A dead puppy!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes)
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