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The best jokes and joke writers!

Blonde Dog

Q: Why does a blonde dog have lumps on his head?

A: From chasing parked cars!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Animal Rain

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You can step in a poodle!

Dracula K9

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A: A bloodhound!

Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?

A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.