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Quizzical

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
Anonymous

Late Again

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
Anonymous

Lesson In Liars

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for the lesson, I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark." The following week at the beginning of the class, the teacher said, "Now all who have prepared for today's lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please come to the front." Half the class stood up and came forward. "The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk speak to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Religion Jokes , Word Play Jokes , School Jokes
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