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Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.
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Non Believer
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Heavy Sack
Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: He only comes once a year.
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