Funny Thoughts

No Walmart

Q: Why aren't there any Walmart's in Afghanistan?
A: Because there are too many Targets.

Anonymous

Women Legs

Q: Why do women have legs?
A: So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

Anonymous

Black Santa

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

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