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Rich Asian
Q: What do you call a rich Asian?
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Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women's Lifestyles Through the Ages
AGE... DRINK -
- 17: Winecoolers
- 25: White wine
- 35: Red wine
- 48: Dom Perignon
- 66: Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
- 17: Need to wash my hair
- 25: Need to wash and condition my hair
- 35: Need to color my hair
- 48: Need to have Francois color my hair
- 66: Need to have Francois color my wig
- 17: shopping
- 25: shopping
- 35: shopping
- 48: shopping
- 66: shopping
- 17: shopping
- 25: shopping
- 35: shopping
- 48: shopping
- 66: shopping
- 17: "Burger King"
- 25: "Free meal"
- 35: "A diamond"
- 48: "A bigger diamond"
- 66: "Home Alone"
- 17: tall, dark and handsome
- 25: tall, dark and handsome with money
- 35: tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
- 48: a man with hair
- 66: a man
- 17: Muffy the cat
- 25: Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
- 35: Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
- 48: Children from his first marriage and Muffy theCat
- 66: Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the Cat
- 17: 17
- 25: 25
- 35: 35
- 48: 48
- 66: 66
- 17: He offers to pay
- 25: He pays
- 35: He cooks breakfast the next morning
- 48: He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
- 66: He can chew breakfast
Men's Lifestyles Through the Ages
DRINK -
- 17: Beer
- 25: Beer
- 35: Scotch
- 48: Double scotch
- 66: Maalox
- 17: My parents are away for the weekend.
- 25: My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
- 35: My fiancee is away for the weekend.
- 48: My wife is away for the weekend.
- 66: My second wife is dead.
- 17: Sex
- 25: Sex
- 35: Sex
- 48: Sex
- 66: Napping
- 17: Pot
- 25: Cocaine
- 35: Really good cocaine
- 48: Power
- 66: Advil
- 17: Cop a feel
- 25: Breakfast
- 35: She didn't set back my therapy
- 48: I didn't bump into her kids.
- 66: An actual erection
- 17: Thirdbase
- 25: Airplane sex
- 35: Menage a trois
- 48: Taking her company public
- 66: Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave
- 17: Roaches (to be burned later)
- 25: Old college roommate
- 35: Irish setter
- 48: Children from her first marriage
- 66: Barbi
- 17: 25
- 25: 35
- 35: 48
- 48: 66
- 66: 17
- 17: Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
- 25: Split the check before we go back to my place
- 35: Just come over
- 48: Just come over and cook
- 66: Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank
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Economic Pressures
Faced with economic pressures, many commercial offices are cutting back on costs wherever possible, in an attempt to remain profitable. At one particular office, employees are taking management's belt-tightening orders seriously: "I'm taking home only half the office supplies I used to", one staffer notes.
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