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Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Categories: Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Last Request

Q: What was the murderer's last request to the chaplain as he sat in the electric chair?
A: Will you hold my hand?

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Riddles
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Teacher Error

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Kaitlyn, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free."
Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, "I'm not free. I'm four." 

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (4th of July Jokes)
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