Road Lessons

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things. As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town. A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. 

Elephant Quiz

Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!

Snake Hand

Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.