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Role Reversal

A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.
She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives! She approached one of the women for an explanation, "What enabled women here to achieve this marvellous reversal of roles?"
"Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman.

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Will You Marry Me?

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said, "Yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

Horse Down

Q: What did the horse say when he fell?

A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

Knock Knock - Frank

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

A: That hit the spots!