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Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.

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Poof!

A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. "I'd love an ice-cold beer right now," he told the genie. Poof! A beer appeared. Next the man said, "I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women." Poof! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him. Oh, man this is the life, the guy thought. "I wish I never had to work again." And poof!...He was back at his desk in the government office!

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Trump Strategy

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.

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