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Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Categories: Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

Categories: Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: staciebean2007

Obama Time

Michelle Obama dies and goes to heaven, and she's in the waiting room to see Jesus.
There are clocks everywhere, not a single square inch of wall or ceiling doesn't have a timepiece. Some of them don't seem to be moving. St. Peter comes out and calls her name.
"I'm here" she says. "What's with all the clocks?".
St. Peter says "Everyone who has ever lived has a clock here. Every time they tell a lie, their clock moves forward by one minute. This is George Washington's clock. As you can see, it's one past midnight, so he only told one lie."
"Oh" Michelle said. "Where's my husband's clock?"
"That's in Jesus' office" St. Peter replies. "He uses that as a fan".

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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