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Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A:  Som Ting Wong

Shy Light -Riddles

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Yo Mama - One Direction

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo Mama - Disneyland

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo Mama - Goldfish

Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.

Yo Mama - Misdial

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.