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The best jokes and joke writers!

Direct Shot

She swings and her ball goes flying and hits a man, who immediately grabs his crotch and falls to the ground, writhing in agony. The woman runs over and says "I'm a nurse, please let me help you!" and she reaches into his pants and starts massaging his penis. The nurse asks the man "how does that feel?" He responds "that feels great! But my thumb still hurts like hell though!"

Yo Mama - Taxi

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo Mama - Picture

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!

Knock Knock - Albert

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Albert!

Albert who!

Albert you don't know who this is!

Yo Mama - Amusement Park

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo Mama - Bookmark

Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!