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Viagra Verdict

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad, they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow. " Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"

Shy Light -Riddles

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Chicken Day -Riddles

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?

A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

Ladder School -Riddles

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

A: It was a high school.

No Coffee

My dad once told me that if a woman offers you coffee, she means sex.

Now i'm banned from Starbucks.