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Role Reversal

A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.
She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives! She approached one of the women for an explanation, "What enabled women here to achieve this marvellous reversal of roles?"
"Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman.

Yo Mama - Taxi

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo Mama - Freddy Krueger

Yo mama so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Yo Mama - Internet

Yo Mama's so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide!

Will You Remember Me

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

The News

When my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed

My name, my address, my phone number