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Defense Arts

A Japanese, Korean and Mexican man were discussing their favorite type of martial arts. Japanese man: I practice karate, the defense art. Korean man: I practice Taekwondo, the art of defense and attack. Mexican man: I practice Judono. The other two ask: We have heard of Judo but not Judono, what is it?
Mexican: Well, judono if I got a gun, judono if I got a knife...

Dracula K9

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A: A bloodhound!

Shady Dog -Riddles

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Ding Dong Bee

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A: A hum dinger!

Cornered -Riddles

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A: A dead end.

Graveyard Gates

Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?

A: Because people are dying to get in.