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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

Handsome Armenian

Q: What do you call a good looking Armenian?

A: Lucky.

Black Vacation

Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?

A: They're not falling for that one again.

Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."