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Next Stop

Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?
A: Everywhere

Will You Remember Me

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Cornered -Riddles

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A: A dead end.

Twisted -Riddles

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which.

Monster Party

Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin!

Separating Men From Boys

Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?

A: With a crowbar.