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Christmas Dinner

Q: What do you call 12 very old men having Christmas dinner together?
A: 12 gummers gumming

Yo Mama - NASA

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her

Yo Mama - Taxi

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

The Pony with the Sore Throat

Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? 

A: "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"

Snowmen Treats

Q: What do snowmen love to eat?

A: Icebergs with chilly sauce.

The Frustrated Bee

Q: Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?

A: He couldn't find a BP station!