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The best jokes and joke writers!

Christmas Gifting

My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?

A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Bubble Baths

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?

A: He eats beans for dinner.

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Poop Jokes

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes.

But they’re a solid number two.