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Letter to Santa

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Okay, send me your mother."

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

Heffner from the Other Side

The Heffner family recently held a seance at the Playboy mansion and successfully contacted their father. He had one urgent message and requested that his family get the word out immediately.

The message is: "Tell the Muslims there aren't any virgins left."

Bumper Sticker

I have a bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you think I'm sexy."

I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.

Wait in the Car

Upon returning to their car from a shopping, one of the young ladies realized that she had forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills. She rushed into the nearest pharmacy and gave her prescription to the pharmacist. "Please fill this immediately," she asked. "I've got people waiting in my car!"

Polish Kid with Diarrhea

Q: Did you hear about the little Polish kid who got diarrhea?

A: He thought he was melting.