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The Right Card

At the card shop...
A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No."
A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"
"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Yo Mama - Stop Sign

Yo momma is so dumb, she sat at a stop sign for three weeks waiting for it to turn green.

Me Too

Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."

Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."

The second man dies.

Kamikaze Pilots

Why was it that the Kamikaze pilots used helmets?

Little Red Dot

Q: You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?

A: Coffee's ready.