I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,

but it just stopped working.

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says, "Look Momma, I'm a white boy." His mother slaps him hard on the face and says, "Boy, go show your Daddy." The boy goes into the living room and says "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy." His Daddy slaps him on the face too and says, "Boy, go show your grandmother." So the boy goes to see his grandma and says, "Look Granny, I'm a white boy." She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "Well, did you learn something from all this?" The boy shakes his head and says, "I sure 'nuff did, I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people".

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.