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Mexican/American War

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled "Hey Juan!"  A soldier jumped up and replied, "What?" The general shot him dead. This continued for three days. A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and decided to try it out. He called out, "Hey John!!"  An American replied, "John isn't here......is that you Juan?" The Mexican general stood up, "Yeah?!".....

Knock Knock - Albert

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Albert!

Albert who!

Albert you don't know who this is!

Yo Mama - Taxi

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo Mama - Picture

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!

Honest Lawyer

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?

A: An oxymoron.

Redneck Tornado

Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?

A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!