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Peter Pan Restaurant

Q: Where does Peter Pan eat?
A: Wendy's

Naughty, Naughty

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do??" "Well," replied the man... "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

Sleeping Bull?

Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?

A:  A bulldozer

The Sofa and the Chicken

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

Going Down

Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

A Slippers!

The Promise

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"