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Second Chance

Q: What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A: Reintardnation

Yo Mama - Taxi

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Viagra

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it really work?" "Yes," he answered. "Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.

"I can if I take two," he answered. 

Glass Coffin

Q: Will glass coffins be a success?

A: Remains to be seen.

Yo Mama - Walgreens

Yo moma so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"

Cows Night Out

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moo-vies!