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Merkel Bucks

Q: How does Germany pay for all the refugees?
A: Krautfunding.

Can you Hear me Now?

Q: What do you call bears with no ears?

A: B.

You're Next!

I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, "You're next." So I started doing the same to them at funerals, "You're next."

Rude Bird

Q: What do you call a very rude bird?

A: A mockingbird!

Sheep

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A: A cloud!

Graveyard Gates

Q: Why do they put gates around a graveyard?

A: Because people are dying to get in.