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No Walmart

Q: Why aren't there any Walmart's in Afghanistan?
A: Because there are too many Targets.

This Old Man

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a muttering word of protest, the old man gets up from his seat and quietly leaves the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he!" And the waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles!"

Yo Mama - Parking Meter

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "where's my gumball."

Yo Mama - Walgreens

Yo moma so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!