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The Envelope

My wife doesn't know it, but every time we have sex I put $1 in an envelope. I'm saving that money and plan on getting her something special for our anniversary.
So far she's getting a McChicken.

Shy Light -Riddles

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Chicken Day -Riddles

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Ladder School -Riddles

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

A: It was a high school.

Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?

A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"

Data

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?

A: Data.