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Santa Love

Q: What did Santa Claus say the night he first met his future wife?
A: Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you.

Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because she was a party pooper.

Don't Trust a Bald Man

Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of sh*t!

At the Top of the Stairs

Q: What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?

A: A quadriplegic in a house fire.

Old Man's Miracle

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?

A: Miracle Whip.

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?

A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.