We're sorry, but it appears that you are using an anonymous proxy. To prevent fraudulent voting, we don't allow votes from anonymous proxies.

This contest requires users to be registered in order to vote.

You must be a registered user to submit a joke.  But registering is FREE and don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).

You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.

We’re sorry, but your browser settings indicate that you don’t want to be tracked.  You can either disable that setting or simply register for a FREE account, so we’ll know that you want us to track your preferences and feedback.  Don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).


The best jokes and joke writers!

Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Black People and Sperm

Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?

A: Only one in a million work.

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."

Old Names

Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

A: Morgan.

White with Black

Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?

A: A basketball coach

 

Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?

A: Quarterback

 

Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?

A: Warden

Biology Test

Failed my biology test today...

They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.