The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!