Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Can You Hear Me Now?
Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?
Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?
A: Nuts and Bolts.
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.