Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Q: Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?
A: Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!
Egyptian Pick Up
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: How do you stop a taliban tank?
A: Shoot the guy pushing it.