Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing?
A: The male organ.
Q: What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?
A: "We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."
Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.
Harvard Vs. Virgins
Q: What do a virgin and Harvard University have in common?
A: They're both hard to get into.
King Henry VIII
Q: What would King Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!