Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!
Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.
Penguin in the Desert
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Before a Lions Meal
Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'
You've Got Mail
Q: What's the secret to telling a good postman joke?
A: It's all in the delivery