Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.