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Sleeping Bag

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?

A: A Kit Kat.

Mixed Not

Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?

A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.

Gingerbread Trouble

Q: What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

A: A Limp biscuit

Tennis Partner

Q: Why don't tennis players get married?

A: Because love means nothing to them.

Nails

Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

A: Fingernails.