Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Separating Men From Boys
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
Q: Why did the Muslim man go into the elementary school?
A: To pick up his wives