Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A: A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?
A: A Cop!!!