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Mom's Predictions

Q: Can your mother predict the future with cards?

A: Yes! She takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

A: Hey sis, you awake?

West Virginia Drinking

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? 

A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Black PhD

Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?

A: Because they can't get past their masters.

Arkansas Hotel

Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?

A: When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead!"