Q: Why are black people unable to get a PhD?
A: Because they can't get past their masters.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?
A: A rotten banana!
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins
Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!