Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Blacks and Christmas Trees?
Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?
A: They both have colored balls.