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Calendar Factory

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Cold Builder

Q: How does an Eskimo build a house?

A: Igloos it together!

Horse Down

Q: What did the horse say when he fell?

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Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

A: That hit the spots!