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Black PhD

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No Televisions in Afghanistan

Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?

A: Because of the Telly-ban!

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Q: Why does blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They like going up and down.

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Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?

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Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!