Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?
A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.