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The best jokes and joke writers!

Country Black

Q: Why do black people hate country music?

A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Can You Hear Me Now?

Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?

A: Instagram

Robo Black

Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?

A: Nuts and Bolts.

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

A: Put velcro on the ceiling.

Q: How do you get him down?

A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.