Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Q: What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?
A: A Limp biscuit
Q: Why don't tennis players get married?
A: Because love means nothing to them.
Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?