Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual?
A: A He-blew.
A Woman and an Airplane
Q: How is a woman like an airplane?
A: Both have cockpits.
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Wife vs Job
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
What Do Israeli Soldiers Do When They Get Bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.