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Ants and Math

Q: What kind of ant is good at math?

A: An accountant!

Spouse Insomnia

Q: If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure?

A: Ask the accountant to talk about their work.

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?

A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Gay Shootout

Q: What's it called when 2 gay guys kill each other?

A: Homocide.

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!