Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual?
A: A He-blew.
Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.
Q: Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
A: Because he just came to pick up his sister!