Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
The Romulan Frog
Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A: A croaking device.
Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"
A: It hasn't come out yet.
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.