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Jewish Homosexual

Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual?

A: A He-blew.

A Woman and an Airplane

Q: How is a woman like an airplane?

A: Both have cockpits.

Black People and Sperm

Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?

A: Only one in a million work.

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job will still suck.

What Do Israeli Soldiers Do When They Get Bored?

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.