State Flower of West Virginia
Q: What's the state flower of West Virginia?
A: A satellite dish.
Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast
Chemist and Plumber
Q: How do you tell a chemist from a plumber?
A: Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?