Mexicans at the Alamo
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans!
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.