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The best jokes and joke writers!

Shapes

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: You're pointless !

Sick Banana

Q: Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?

A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!

Window People

Q: What do you call two guys hanging from a window?

A: Kurt and Rod.

Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because she was a party pooper.

Noodle This

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta.