Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?
North and South Fairytales
Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A: A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: Why shouldn't you invest in Muslim-owned businesses?
A: They never show a prophet.
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows - it's never been done.