Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless !
Q: Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?
A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!
Q: What do you call two guys hanging from a window?
A: Kurt and Rod.
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.