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Old Names

Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

A: Morgan.

North and South Fairytales

Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?

A: A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Investment Advice

Q: Why shouldn't you invest in Muslim-owned businesses?

A: They never show a prophet.

Toilet Seat

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?

A: Who knows - it's never been done.