Profession Jokes

Farmer Surprise

Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human DNA into goats?
A: "Hell, I've been doing that for years."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Engineering Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Riddles
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Lawyer And Pitbull

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier?
A: Lipstick !

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Looks Good On A Lawyer

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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