Profession Jokes

Exchange Rates

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Submitted BY: deanjchou

Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Fair Punishment

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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