Profession Jokes

Last Request

Q: What was the murderer's last request to the chaplain as he sat in the electric chair?
A: Will you hold my hand?

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Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".

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Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

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