Profession Jokes

Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".

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Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

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Condom Company

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

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