Blonde Psychology Major
Q: Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a prostitute?
A: For $50, she'll screw with your mind.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.
More Head Room
Q: How do you give a blonde more head room?
A: Adjust the steering wheel.
Blonde - Back Seat
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of his car.
After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, "Do you want to move to the back seat?"
She replies, "NO!"
Flabbergasted, he says, "Why not?"
To which she replies, "Well, I want to stay up here with you. It'd be lonely back there!"