Behind a Blondes Ears
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Blonde Drives a Car
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!
Blonde Tattoo Apartment Number
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her apartment number on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff. For example, semen, candy, etc." A blonde girl responds with, "How come you can't taste sugar in semen?" The professor says, "Well, sweetie, that's because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat."
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.