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Behind a Blondes Ears

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Blonde Drives a Car

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!

Blonde Tattoo Apartment Number

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her apartment number on her stomach?

A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Glucose Lesson

A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff. For example, semen, candy, etc." A blonde girl responds with, "How come you can't taste sugar in semen?" The professor says, "Well, sweetie, that's because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat."

Door Knob

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?

A: Because everybody gets a turn.