Yo Mama - NASA
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her
Yo Mama - Copycat
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Stumbling and Mumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"