Yo Mama - Goldfish
Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.
Yo Mama - Quarter Roll
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me.. the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
You're so small that when it rains you're the last to know!
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!