Texan Bar Talk
Two Texans are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister."
"Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."
Yo Mama - Lincoln
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!
Yo Mama - Pour Water
Yo mama so stupid, she can't pour water from a pitcher with instructions on the bottom.
Yo Mama - Gross Toilet
Yo mama so gross ...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.