Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick)
There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!
First Hand Testing
During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.
That study was conducted by your mom.
Yo Mama - Pizza
Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.
Yo Mama - Skunk
Yo mama so nasty, a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Best Thing About Iowa
Q: What is the best thing coming out of Iowa?
A: Interstate 35!