Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick)
There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!
Yo Mama - Goldfish
Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.
Yo Mama - Doggy Style
Yo mama so skanky, when yo daddy suggested doggy style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama - Museum
Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.