Yo Mama - Accident
Yo mama so ugly, cops stop her to ask if she reported the accident.
Yo Mama - Committing Suicide
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.
Stumbling and Mumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"
What's on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.
Yo Mama - Museum
Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.