Little Johnny - Stupid
A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
Yo Mama - Committing Suicide
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.
Slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.
Yo Mama - Family Reunion
Yo mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo Mama - Crownrows
Yo mama so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.