We're sorry, but it appears that you are using an anonymous proxy. To prevent fraudulent voting, we don't allow votes from anonymous proxies.

This contest requires users to be registered in order to vote.

You must be a registered user to submit a joke.  But registering is FREE and don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).

You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.

We’re sorry, but your browser settings indicate that you don’t want to be tracked.  You can either disable that setting or simply register for a FREE account, so we’ll know that you want us to track your preferences and feedback.  Don’t worry, we only need a name and e-mail address and we don’t sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).


The best jokes and joke writers!

Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick)

There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!

First Hand Testing

During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.

That study was conducted by your mom.

Yo Mama - Pizza

Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.

Yo Mama - Skunk

Yo mama so nasty, a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.

Best Thing About Iowa

Q: What is the best thing coming out of Iowa?

A: Interstate 35!