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Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick)

There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!

Yo Mama - Goldfish

Yo mama so ugly even Goldfish crackers don't smile back.

Yo Mama - Doggy Style

Yo mama so skanky, when yo daddy suggested doggy style, she laid down and licked her balls.

Yo Mama - Locked In

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Yo Mama - Museum

Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.