Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
A: She forgot to close her eyes.
Q: Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?
A: So they can park in the handicap spaces.
Yo Mama - Search Party
Yo mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.
Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.
Mommy's Little Helper
Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr. Smythe the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing.... "Susie, dear," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smythe's place." "But, Mommy, I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susie. "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"