Yo Mama - Eclipse
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Hula Hoop Insult
You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!
Yo Mama - Baseball
Yo mama so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat
Yo Mama - Throwing Rocks
Yo Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo Mama - Monster Truck
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"