Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama - Museum
Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.
Yo Mama - Copycat
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
Yo Mama - Lincoln
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!