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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Featured on: 11-21-2023
Submitted BY: KR

Another name

What's another name for coming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Featured on: 11-16-2023
Submitted BY: MEG

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Featured on: 5-12-2023
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