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Ethiopian Food

Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.

UK Sex

Q: What's the hot new sexual position for people in the UK?

A: The Brexit - you promise to pull out but you don’t.

Orientation

Q: What sexual orientation is a prostitute?

A: Buy-sexual

In Exchange

What do you call a prostitute who prefers the British pound as primary payment method?

A quid pro ho.

Theater X

Q: Why is it so difficult to remodel XXX-rated theaters?

A: All the walls are load-bearing.

Cock Fight

I just found out cock fighting is done with chickens.

Months of training wasted.