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The best jokes and joke writers!

Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Holiday Compliment

Listen, if you're going to someone's house for Thanksgiving dinner, complement their baseboards. That is what they are spending today cleaning.

Printer Woes

Don't ever let your ink-jet printer know that you waited till the last minute to print something urgent. 

They can sense fear.

Senior Questions

What is the one thing that became more clear as you got older?

Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

Thanksgiving Tip

Never eat food offered by an adorable toddler relative.

It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.

Another name

What's another name for coming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.