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No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?
A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!

Kamala Revision

When Kamala Harris found out that her secret service code name was 'Heels Up' she was infuriated. She demanded they revise it immediately. After a short discussion, they settled on a new name, Spread Eagle.

Trending Google

Q: What search is trending high with Google?

A: Who is Neil Young

New Record

I had sex for one hour and forty seconds last night!
Thank you Daylight Savings Time !!
 

Stone Rx

My husband said his doctor told him that I could suck out his kidney stone. After three days of trying, I think he lied to me.

Smith @ Oscars

Q: What happened to Will Smith after his stupid stunt at the Oscars?

A: He was sent to live with his Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air