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Favorite Film

This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Dead Pool 2)
Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together
Now discover your favorite film!

  1. Solo: A Star Wars Story
  2. Dead Pool 2
  3. Captain America
  4. Black Panther
  5. The Martian
  6. Avengers: Infinity War
  7. Isle of Dogs
  8. Ready Player One
  9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
  10. Annihilation

ICEing

Q: What did the sign say on the pick-up truck that blocked a Tesla Supercharger?

A: I identify myself as a Prius

Names

My parents didn't raise a quitter!

They raised a procrastinator.

Family Problems

Q: My doctor asked if anyone in my family is suffering from mental illness...

A: I said, “No, we all seem to enjoy it”.

Best Race?

I don't agree with the opinion that all races are equal. Some races are just better than others.

I, personally, prefer the 100-meter sprint over the marathon.

Going Up?

Q: Why are people on higher floors funnier?

A: They have a type of elevated humor