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Christmas Dinner

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Web Treats

Q: Where do all the unwanted ads for holiday sales on your computer come from?

A: Christmas cookies

Crazy Desert

Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?

A: Fruitcake

Thirsty Tree

Q: What do you call a Christmas tree if you forget to water it?

A: Nevergreen

Santa Disease

Q: What disease does Santa get from his roof-top landings?

A: Shingles

Brothers Christmas

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