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She-Devil

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So on Halloween, his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and hides in the dark to scare him when he gets home. The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face. He just looks at her and says, ''You don't scare me I'm married to your sister!'''

MJ Fox in the Hospital

Q: What did the doctor say about Michael J Fox in the hospital?

A: He'll be okay, he's just shaking it off.

French Queen

Q: What do you call a french homosexual?

A: A faguette.

Adult Photos

Q: What do you do with a compressed folder of porn?

A: Unzip.

Coma Time

Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."

Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."

Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."

Alexa and CNN

“Alexa, turn on CNN. I want to hear the news.”

“Sorry, you’ll have to pick one or the other.”