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The best jokes and joke writers!

Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Stars

Romantic couple looking up at the sky at night:

'What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe?'

Context

There is a woman in a boat on a lake with a coat. If you want to know her name it is in the riddle I just wrote. What is the woman's name?

Sass

Praying that my young daughters sass helps her lead a company someday and not a prison gang

Slapper

What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?

It Hertz.

Fling

I had a relationship that lasted for 11 days.

Then she deflated.