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Favorite Film

This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Dead Pool 2)
Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together
Now discover your favorite film!

  1. Solo: A Star Wars Story
  2. Dead Pool 2
  3. Captain America
  4. Black Panther
  5. The Martian
  6. Avengers: Infinity War
  7. Isle of Dogs
  8. Ready Player One
  9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
  10. Annihilation

Bad Link

If you get a link called "free p0rn" don't opin it.

It's a virus wich deactivates your spelchek and fcuks up you riting.

I receibed it but lukily I don't wach p0rn so I dint opin it.

Plees warm you frends

So Popular

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

It's like he just blew up overnight.

Smoking

Q: Guess who just stopped smoking?

A: General Qasem Soleimani

Starliner

Q: What did Elon Musk call Boeing's Starliner's latest malfunction?

A: Projectile dysfunction.

Happy 20

I thought I would be satisfied but after paying for a 20 year old Escort, I could only think of one thing.

This is a shitty car.