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Rear Ended

I got distracted today while driving and rear-ended the car in front of me. The car door opened and out hopped the driver. He stormed up to me, all 3' 9" of him, and angrily blurted out "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
I stared at him and said, "Which one are you then?"

Monster Fool

Q: What monster plays the best April Fool's jokes?

A: Prankenstein

No Toilet Paper

Q: Why is the fear of Coronavirus causing a run on toilet paper?

A: Because when someone sneezes, everyone within 25 feet shits their pants

Coronavirus Market Crash

Q: Why was the Coronavirus stock market crash worse than a divorce?

A: You loose half of your money and your wife is still there.

Speedy Jack

The worlds fastest masturbator died yesterday.

Wrist. In. Peace.

Foot Drama

Q: Why do foot fetishists always lose?

A: They like the taste of defeat