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Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

@Boeing

Hey @Boeing, I have a strong reason to believe that my manager is a whistleblower.

Condoms and Baby Oil

Did you know that baby oil will dissolve condoms yet is gentle on human skin?

So we have a new version of Rock, Paper, Scissors:

Baby Oil defeats Condoms

Baby defeats Baby Oil

Condoms defeat Baby

 

Kentucky Derby

Someone called the Kentucky Derby 'Amish Nascar' and my day hasn't been the same since.

Research

Wanna hear a research joke, or not et al.?

If Then

If having sex for money makes you a whore..

Then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganization?