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Florida or the Sun

So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.

Tennis Partner

Q: Why don't tennis players get married?

A: Because love means nothing to them.

Black Lawyer

Q: What does a black man call a black lawyer?

A: A brother in law.

Lizard Woes

Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?

A: A reptile dysfunction.

Healthy Japan

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country in the world?

A: Because last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died

Mother Knows Best

My mother used to say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman.

Useless surgeon.