God Humor
Smith climbed to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asked the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replied, "A minute."
Smith asked, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replied, "A penny."
Smith asked, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replied, "In a minute."