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The best jokes and joke writers!

Bad to Worse

What is worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Iranian Spiders

What did the Iranian soldiers do when they saw a spider?

Tehran!

Cookies and Milk

Just dunked a cookie in milk.

Held it under until the bubbles stopped.

Thought of you.

Pope Leo Understands Sin

Pope Leo has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University

He doesn't just understand sin, he understands cos too.

Expensive Easter

These crazy egg prices better not afffect the Cadbury ones.

In Stages

I like to take the Christmas decorations down in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes.