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Mid-Term Accident

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road after a mid-term election party, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

Bond Doorbell

Q: What does James Bond's doorbell sound like?

A: Ding. Ding dong.

 

Iron People

Q: What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

A: One is a superhero and the other is a command.

Princess Diana

Q: Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

A: She wasn’t wearing her seat belt.

Tesla Vegan Award

Q: Why did Tesla get an award for using vegan leather?

A: They were the first company that found a use for vegans

AOC Going Home

Q: Why is AOC afraid to go back to bartending?

A: She's worried about the Corona beer virus