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Stiff Addiction

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Old Movers

Q: What do you get when you help your 35-year-old friends move?

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Looking Forward

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night

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Q: What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the wall?

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Rental News

Breaking News:

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Mineral Shortage

Doctor: Sorry sir, but your body has run out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg