Blonds and Railroad Tracks
Q: Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?
A: Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem, but she gave him 'Head & Shoulders' and it cleared up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"
The Origin of Blondes
Q: Why were blondes created?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge!
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Blondes on Roller Skates
Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.