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Only Once

"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black." The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers. "What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."

Is It Mine?

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.


Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

Strike a Blonde

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A: A thought.

Light Bulb

Q: How does a blonde change a lightbulb?

A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Buxom Waitress

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)

A: "'Debbie'. . . that's cute. What did you name the other one?"