Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Week vs Weak
Q: What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
A: One is a weak one and the other one week!
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!
Yo Mama - Tricks
Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.
Q: How do you get out of an elephants stomach?
A: Run around until you're pooped out!