A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!
Yo Mama - Tricks
Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.