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Elephant Sex

A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."

Elephant -Riddles

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!

Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

Elephant Quiz

Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

A: An elephant's shadow!

Yo Mama - Tricks

Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.