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Dog-Elephant Hybrid

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?

A: A very nervous postman.

Tarzan And The Elephants

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

A: Here come the elephants!

Elephant -Riddles

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!

Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

Elephant Quiz

Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

A: An elephant's shadow!