A Pink Elephant
Q: What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
A: A failure!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!
Yo Mama - Tricks
Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.