Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.
Tarzan And The Elephants
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!