Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!
Yo Mama - Tricks
Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.
Webbed and Flat Feet -Riddles
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out fire.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.