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The best jokes and joke writers!

Hope

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

Mary Had

Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.

Cows Night Out

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moo-vies!

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Teddy Bear

Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?

A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"