Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
K9 City -Riddles
Q: What city do dogs call their favorite?
A: New Yorkie!
When to visit my friend the other day
He told me to make myself at home but stay out of the kitchen, the floor just got waxed and is a little slippery. I look over and see his two dogs running and falling over on the kitchen floor so I ask what is up with those two. He looks over and says with a smile.
"Them bitches be trippin"
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!