The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"