Q: How do you get out of an elephants stomach?
A: Run around until you're pooped out!
A vampire bat flies back into his cave on Halloween night...he has blood all over his face. He perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest. But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from. Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "Okay, follow me!". He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy. "Okay", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah, yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation. : "Well I sure has hell didn't!" said the bat.
Smells Like Carrots -Riddles
Q: What's invisible & smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Snakes Rule -Riddles
Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A: A sour puss.