The Pony with the Sore Throat
Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"
The Frustrated Bee
Q: Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
A: He couldn't find a BP station!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!