Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!