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Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Pool Party

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!

Cow Bells

Q:  Why do cows wear bells?

A:  Because their horns don't work!

Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

 

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide.

 

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.