Original Horse Joke
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
A Couple's Skunk
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Cow and Camel
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A: Lumpy milkshakes!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?