Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!