Chicken Day -Riddles
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Bright Eyed, Bushy Tail
Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.
Q: Where do you take sick ponies?
A: To the horsepital!
Q: What kind of horse has six legs?
A: One that is being ridden!
Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die?