Yo Mama - Committing Suicide
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.
Yo Mama - Tape
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to tape glue.
Q: Did you hear the one about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head.
Yo Mama - Meow Mix
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!