Yo Mama - Copycat
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Missed the Memo
When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama - Order
Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”