One day, a blonde left work early to go home and surprise her husband with a big dinner. When she got home she saw her husband's car in the drive way and thought "Aw, shoot there goes my surprise." When she got inside, she heard something coming from her bedroom. She looked in and saw her husband humping her sister. She ran out of her house and went to a sporting goods store. After buying a gun she went home and ran into her backyard. She pulled out her gun put it to her head and let out a shrill scream. Her husband ran outside and saw his wife with the gun and said, "Honey, please don't do it!" The blonde screamed, "Shut up asshole, you're next!"
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "Airport Left," and he turned around and went home.
Yo Mama - Copycat
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo Mama - Throwing Rocks
Yo Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.