Yo Mama - Copycat
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
More Brains Than Kurt
Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
A: The wall behind him.
Yo Mama - Locked In
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama - Throwing Rocks
Yo Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.