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Spouse Insomnia

Q: If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure?

A: Ask the accountant to talk about their work.

Country Drive

A old couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. They just had an argument and neither of them wanted to admit they were wrong. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

How Many

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.  I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!" The doctor says I should be able to see again in about ten days. The broken arm will take about a month.

Wife's Birthday

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Marriage

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.