Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Wife For Sale

A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you 100 camels for your woman." After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale." The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?" The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."

Anonymous

Man Opens Car Door for Wife

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is!

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Killer Search

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-wife's killer, but no one will do it.

Anonymous