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Bubble Baths

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?

A: He eats beans for dinner.

Police Work

Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?

A: He was On-Duty.

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?

A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

A: Snow and Tell.

Snow Dogs

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

A: Slush puppies!