Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!
Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.