Q: Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?
A: They checked the reviews and we only have one star.
Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: What do you call a mean amphibian?
A: A bully frog.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!