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Cow for Lunch

Q: Where do cows go for lunch?

A: The 'calfeteria'.

Border Crash

Q: A plane crashes on the US and Canada border. Where do they bury the survivors ?

A: They don't bury the SURVIVORS !!

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Twisted

Q: What's the problem with twin witches?

A: You never know which witch is which.