Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
Ants and Math
Q: What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant!
Q: Why don't hyenas get sick in the winter?
A: Because laughter is the best medicine.
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.