Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A: A Yankee Poodle.
Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink?
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!