Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Poker In The Jungle
Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.