Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: What did the frog do when he found a magic lamp?
A: Rub it. Rub it.
Birds Eye Fish Fingers
Q: What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?
A: Birds thigh fish fingers!
Q: Why are snakes hard to fool?
A: They have no legs to pull.