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Bad Smell

Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?

A: Because he plays with Pooh.

Penguin in the Desert

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A: Lost

Before a Lions Meal

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

A: 'Let us prey.'

Worm Advice

Q: What is the best advice to give to worm?

A: Sleep late!

Cat and Coin

Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?

A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!