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Ants and Math

Q: What kind of ant is good at math?

A: An accountant!

Rabbit Catching

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on him.

A: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: Tame way, unique up on him.

Elephant Quiz

Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

A: An elephant's shadow!

Spooky Birthday

Q: What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

A: I scream

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!