Q: What do ducks like to eat?
Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn
Q: Why did the girl name her dogs Timex and Rolex?
A: They were watch dogs.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.