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Mouse Code

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A:  Mouse code!

Sardine to the Submarine

Q: What did the sardine call the submarine?

A: A can of people!

Can You See Me Now?

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?

A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again.

Blockbuster

Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"

A: It hasn't come out yet.

Hide and Seek

Q: What did the rug say to the floor?

A: I've got you covered!