Q: Why were all the baby ants confused?
A: Because all their Uncles were Ants (Aunts)
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station.
Training a Human
Q: Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
A: Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?