The Pony with the Sore Throat
Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"
Q: What do snowmen love to eat?
A: Icebergs with chilly sauce.
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?