Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: Did you hear the rumor about butter?
A: Everyone's spreading it.
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.