Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.
Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?