Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.
Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.
Q: What do you call a Happy Cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher
Q: What do you call two guys hanging from a window?
A: Kurt and Rod.