Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.
Penguin in the Desert
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Before a Lions Meal
Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'
Q: What is the best advice to give to worm?
A: Sleep late!
Cat and Coin
Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!