Q: What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?
A: A Limp biscuit
Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Q: Did you hear the rumor about butter?
A: Everyone's spreading it.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!