Cow for Lunch
Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The 'calfeteria'.
Q: A plane crashes on the US and Canada border. Where do they bury the survivors ?
A: They don't bury the SURVIVORS !!
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.