Knock Knock - Ali
Alligator, that's who!
Q: Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?
A: They checked the reviews and we only have one star.
Let Me Out
Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!