Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!
Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A: A horse!
Q: Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?
A: Because the batteries died.
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!