Smells Like Bacon
Q: What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A: A hamster!
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.