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Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?

A: The drumstick!

Police Work

Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?

A: He was On-Duty.

Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because she was a party pooper.

Hungry Turkey

Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: Because he's already stuffed!

Bad Smell

Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?

A: Because he plays with Pooh.