Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps !
Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?