Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.
Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!