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Alien Visits

Q: Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?

A: They checked the reviews and we only have one star.

Pooch Scare

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

A: Terrier-fied!

Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?

A: Because she was a party pooper.

Mean Amphibian

Q: What do you call a mean amphibian?

A: A bully frog.

Cow Humor

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!