Funny Thoughts

Obama Time

Michelle Obama dies and goes to heaven, and she's in the waiting room to see Jesus.
There are clocks everywhere, not a single square inch of wall or ceiling doesn't have a timepiece. Some of them don't seem to be moving. St. Peter comes out and calls her name.
"I'm here" she says. "What's with all the clocks?".
St. Peter says "Everyone who has ever lived has a clock here. Every time they tell a lie, their clock moves forward by one minute. This is George Washington's clock. As you can see, it's one past midnight, so he only told one lie."
"Oh" Michelle said. "Where's my husband's clock?"
"That's in Jesus' office" St. Peter replies. "He uses that as a fan".

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Filipino Pilots

Q: What do you call two Filipino pilots?
A: A pair of pliers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Airplane Jokes , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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