Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.
Tic, Tac and Who
Peter's mother has three kids. The oldest two are named Tic and Tac.
Q: Who is the third?
Q: Why can't a ball catch a cold?
A: Because it flu by too quick.
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with either gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!