Yo Mama - Coffee
Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.
Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.
Penguin Field Trip
A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus. An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over. The zoo worker yells, "I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?" "Calm down," the bus driver says, "I did take the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary...
It means 75% are running around untreated.
Tall Black People
Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!