Q: What do snowmen love to eat?
A: Icebergs with chilly sauce.
I have a bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you think I'm sexy."
I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
How Men Take Bubble Baths
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace
Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!