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Research

Wanna hear a research joke, or not et al.?

Up and Down

Q: What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?

A: A witch stuck in a lift!

If Then

If having sex for money makes you a whore..

Then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganization?

Piano Uncle

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

Parlor Trick

Q: How do you get a 90 year old lady to yell fuck?

A: Get another 90 year old to yell "BINGO!"