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Q: What is Moby Dick's father's name?
A: Papa Boner.
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.
Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.