Mexican At Nordstrom's
Q: What do you call a Mexican shopping at Nordstrom's?
Mexican Mosh Pit
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.
Mexican Basketball Player
Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?