Funny Thoughts

Weights and Measures

Science Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyrone: Umm, depends on what you need.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Drug Jokes
Anonymous

Vampire Junkie

Q: What do you call a vampire junkie?
A: Count Drugula!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Drug Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Cramming

"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather. "Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
Anonymous