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The best jokes and joke writers!

Slapper

What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?

It Hertz.

Focus

God knew I would be too powerful if I had a longer attention span

Leftovers

The waiter came over and asked, 'you wanna box for the leftovers?' 

Customer replies, 'no, but I'll wrestle you for them'

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?

A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!