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Osama's Favorite Movie

Q: What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?

A: "Dude, Where's my Cave?"

Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?

A: Because the present's beneath them.

Black Santa

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

Drugged Duck

Q: What drug was the duck on?

A: Qwack!

Pilgrim Pants

Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?

A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!