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Snakes Rule

Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?

A: Because they don't have any feet.

Tic, Tac and Who

Peter's mother has three kids. The oldest two are named Tic and Tac.

Q: Who is the third?

A: Peter!

Fast Ball

Q: Why can't a ball catch a cold?

A: Because it flu by too quick.

Knockout Decisions

Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with either gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?

A: Because they are always stuffed!