Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing?
A: The male organ.
New Years Resolution
Q: What's your New Years resolution?
A: Hopefully 4K 70''
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
Q: What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?
A: "We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."
A boy from France comes to America, he wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learns "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''