Relationship Jokes

Jumping the Gun

I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Playboy's New Magazine

After Hugh Hefner passed, Playboy management decided to introduce a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Ads & Newspapers (Public Announcements)
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It's Bedtime

The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. "Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed. "Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told me that this would be the best night of my life and I'm not going to miss a minute of it."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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