Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:
Most Honorable Sir,
You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.
No fee,
Chen Lee

Redneck Tornado

Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

Yo Mama - Wedding Ring

Yo' Mama is so fat, she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring.