Ethnic / Country Jokes

Texan Buys Spread

A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel. "Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid, "Ah'm looking to buy me a ranch - stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm looking for a big spread because where I come from in Texas, everythang is BIG. Why, do you know, mah ranch in Texas is so big, it takes a whole week to ride around it on a horse?"
"Yeah?" says a wizened station hand sitting at the bar. "If we had a horse like that we'd turn it into glue."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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The Polack

Q: Why did the Polack cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles
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Filipino Pilots

Q: What do you call two Filipino pilots?
A: A pair of pliers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Airplane Jokes , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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