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Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Black Canadian

Q: How come the Black population of Windsor Ontario never changes?

A: Because when the baby is born the father moves back to Detroit.

Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?

A: A bean dip.

Mexican Bean Mystery Solved

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?

A: So they can take bubble baths.

Little Red Dot

Q: You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?

A: Coffee's ready.