Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul? Won't it start?
Q: How come the Black population of Windsor Ontario never changes?
A: Because when the baby is born the father moves back to Detroit.
Mexican Mosh Pit
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.
Mexican Bean Mystery Solved
Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.
Little Red Dot
Q: You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?
A: Coffee's ready.