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Dead Baby Cross the Road

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the street?
A: To get away from the abortion clinic.

Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?

A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?

A To go to the toilet.

Q: Why did she go to the toilet?

A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Chicken Didn't Cross the Road

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A: Because he was a "chicken".