Disease / Afflictions Jokes
I'll say one thing for HIV patients, they're always positive.
I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy.
That shit was expensive.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Top 10 Colonoscopy Jokes
- 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'
- 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
- 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'
- 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
- 'You put your left hand in; you take your left hand out...'
- 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
- 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'
- 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
- 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
- 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'
Got my first report about my progress at the Impotence Club.
It said "Must try harder"