Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Tough Luck

Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute, quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Riddles
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Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Diarrhea Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Hero in a Mental Hospital

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office and said, "Kevin, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. But, I'm sorry to tell you that the man you saved later hung himself." "He didn't hang himself," Kevin replied, "I hung him up to dry."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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Submitted BY: JamesVilly