Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Q: What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills?
A: A Humanitarian.
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A: A Dry Martinez!
Hero in a Mental Hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office and said, "Kevin, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. But, I'm sorry to tell you that the man you saved later hung himself." "He didn't hang himself," Kevin replied, "I hung him up to dry."
A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"