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Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up. "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once." "Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily. "Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. "Look at him. He’s afraid to cough."
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Tough Luck
Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute, quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer!
Categories:
Disease / Afflictions Jokes
(Cancer Jokes)
, Disability Jokes
(Quadriplegic Jokes)
, Disability Jokes
(Deaf Jokes)
, Disability Jokes
(Blind Jokes)
, Riddles
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Toilet Paper
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Categories:
Word Play Jokes
, Disease / Afflictions Jokes
(Diarrhea Jokes)
, Riddles
(Riddles for Kids)
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