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The Sofa and the Chicken

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

Barbecuing Chicken

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbecuing a chicken on a manual rotisserie.

A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on fire."

Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Chicken Didn't Cross the Road

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A: Because he was a "chicken".

Celebrating Thanksgiving

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!