A grain of wheat?
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believes he is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and a friend came across a chicken, and John was terrified. "Why are you so afraid, you're not a grain of wheat after all," his friend asked. John replied, "You know it and I know it, but the chicken doesn't know it."
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens. "We just tell them they're going to die."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Chicken Didn't Cross the Road
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".