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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Chicken Cross the Road Answers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."

A: Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."

A: Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."

A: And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"

Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Celebrating Thanksgiving

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

 

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide.

 

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.