Chickens' Birthday Parties
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Age Old Question
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Chicken Didn't Cross the Road
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".