Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo-cluck!
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Cross The Road - Blind Blonde
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".