The Sofa and the Chicken
Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbecuing a chicken on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on fire."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Chicken Didn't Cross the Road
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!