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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

 

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide.

 

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Library Chickens

A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, "Buk Buk BUK."

The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, so she gives them three books, and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,"Buk Buk BuKKOOK!"

The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives the books to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, "Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!"

The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them. She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and down to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit....Rrredit....Rrredit...."

Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

No Crossing

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A: Because he was a "chicken".