Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: What do you call people who take care of chickens?
A: Chicken tenders.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!