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The best jokes and joke writers!

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?

A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

Mexican, Cuban, and Chinese Guy in a Truck

Q: A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?

A: Immigration.

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Black Chinese

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!