Racist Jokes - Asians Jokes
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Q: What do you call a rich Asian?
A: Cha Ching!
Q: What do you call an Asian drive-by?
A: Cappucino (Cap-a-chino)
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!