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Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Robo Black

Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?

A: Nuts and Bolts.

Race Question

Q: What's a race that starts with an N, ends with an R and has 6 letters?

A: Nascar, you racist!

Black and White

Q: What's the difference between a black and a white guy?

A: Well obviously one of them is a fucking nigger

Biology Test

Failed my biology test today...

They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.