Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
Q: What type of batteries to racists use?
A: Triple K.
We Have Too Many
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”
Q: A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are both in a car... who's driving?
A: A Cop!!!
I will never be a racist.
Because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.