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Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?

A: An Inmate

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

A: Put velcro on the ceiling.

Q: How do you get him down?

A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Another Riot

Q: How many black people does it take to start a riot?

A: -1

Black and Asian Penis Sizes

The myth about blacks having big penises is true. And Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.