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Mexicans at the Alamo

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?

A: They only had two vans!

Country Black

Q: Why do black people hate country music?

A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."

Chinese Short Bus

Q:  What do Chinese people name their retarded children?

A:  Som Ting Wong

Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.