Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
Q: What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican?
A: A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.