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Ray Is Happy

Q: Why is Ray Charles happy?

A: Because he doesn't know he's black.

Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

A Black Guy and a Bench

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?

A: A bench can support a family.