Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.