Black and Jewish
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?
A: Nuts and Bolts.
Q: What's a race that starts with an N, ends with an R and has 6 letters?
A: Nascar, you racist!
Black and White
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white guy?
A: Well obviously one of them is a fucking nigger
Failed my biology test today...
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.