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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

A: They always steal the green cards.

No Swimming

Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

A: Crackers get soggy when wet.

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

Computer Upgrade

I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,

but it just stopped working.