Ethnic / Country Jokes - Iraq Jokes

Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
 
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
 
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Smoking

Q: Guess who just stopped smoking?
A: General Qasem Soleimani

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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