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Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

 

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide.

 

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

It gets lonely in the desert

Airport immigration:

NAME? Muhammed al Facid

SEX? Yes 3 times a week.

NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?

A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Iraqi vs. American

Iraqi vs. American

Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors.

Average American Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme park.

Average Iraqi Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation.

Average American Willing to participate in People's Choice Awards.

Average Iraqi Lines up by the thousands to die for country.

Average American Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty.

Average Iraqi Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo by West.

Average American Shoves McDonalds cashier if their Happy Meal doesn't include McCookies.

Average Iraqi Believes if he dies in battle, he will go straight to Paradise.

Average American Believes if, in a dream, you don't wake up before hitting the ground, you die.

Average Iraqi Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless wars of conquest.

Average American Has beer guzzling uncle who shot self in foot on hunting trip.

Average Iraqi Thinks Saddam Hussein is a political genius.

Average American Thinks Saddam Hussein makes Dan Quayle seem like Einstein.

An Iraqi and A Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?

A: An Iraqi.