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Turkey -Riddles

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Cross the Road - Abode

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the house.

Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!

Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Chicken Didn't Cross the Road

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A: Because he was a "chicken".

Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

 

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide.

 

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.