Ethnic / Country Jokes

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Riddles
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The Polack

Q: Why did the Polack cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles
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Polish Fire Prevention Bear

Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Animal Jokes
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