Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
The Wishes Of A Black Guy
A black guy has three wishes. He wishes to be white, uptight, and out of sight. Poof, he's a tampon.
Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.
Elevator V Mexican
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.