Asians are such terrible drivers.
I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
I Love You in 9 Languages
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English - I Love you
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits
Just about to go to dinner with my overweight Asian friend, Chung Ki.
Welsh Shagging Sheep
Q: Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
A: So the sheep push back harder!
Statistics don't Lie
Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.