Ethnic / Country Jokes

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.

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Scottsmen With Kilts

Q: Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
A: The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.

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Ships of the Desert

Q: Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?
A: Because they are full of Arab semen.

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