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NBA

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?

A: The NBA!

Japanese Prostitute

A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him "up" immediately. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off and going to town. Moaning and grunting, the girl was screaming in Japanese, "Wasukima! Wasukima!" He was sure that she was praising him for his good job, so he kept going harder than ever. Later, he went golfing with his boss and a few clients. As the clients were Japanese, he decided to impress them with his new knowledge of their language. When one of them got a hole in one, he raised his arms and shouted "Wasukima!" All of the men looked at him quizzically, and one of them asked, "Why are you shouting 'wrong hole'?"

Rep the Brands

A pro basketball player walks into a bar. He eventually strikes up a conversation with a woman who is drinking all by herself.

After a couple of hours they end up going back to her place for a little alone time.

As he takes off his shirt, she notices a Nike tattoo on his chest. When she asks about it he replies, “Gotta rep the brand baby.” She doesn’t think twice about it.

Then he takes off his pants and he has an Under Armour tattoo and gives the same explanation.

But lastly, as he takes off his briefs, she sees a tattoo on his junk that says AIDS. She immediately starts to freak out.

The basketball player then replies, “Whoa, whoa calm down baby. In a minute it bout to say ADDIDAS.”

Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?

A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!

Witch Baseball

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?

A: Their bats flew away.