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Measure Up

Four friends met up after a game of golf, and while one man went to get drinks, the other three spoke about how successful their sons are:

Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a sports car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari 488 GTB.

Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son runs Gulfstream and just gave his best friend a G650.

Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a French Chateau.

Guy 4 walks back to the group of the other 3 guys.

Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about?

Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are.

Guy 4: Well, my son is a Gay stripper.

Guy 2: You must be so disappointed.  What caused him to be so unsuccessful in life?

Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a new Ferrari, his own private jet, and a French castle from his three boyfriends.

Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?

A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!

G-Spot And Golf Ball

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Blonde at Soccer Stadium

Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?

A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.

Mexican Basketball Player

Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?

A: Mexi-cant.