Make Out With a Blonde
A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket. "What is that?" she asks. "Those are my golf balls." "Is that like tennis elbow?"
Cheat at Swimming
Did you hear about the blonde that, after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms?
Superbowl 53 Memories
Q: What was the most memorable moment in Superbowl 53?
A: Chunky Milk
Q: How do you play quiet tennis?
A: It's like regular tennis but without the racket.
Let Me Out
Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!