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Playing Tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He asked her what she was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around & told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute."

Third Cousin

Q: Is it okay to have sex with a third cousin?

A: I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two.

The Redneck Unabomber Connection

Q: What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?

A: They've both been fingered by their brothers.

Michael Jackson and the Doctor

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

Jewish Homosexual

Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual?

A: A He-blew.