Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.
Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul? Won't it start?
St. Patrick's Day
What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.
Q: If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
Q: Why don't Mexicans teach driver's education and sex education on the same day?
A: Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.