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Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?

A: So they will have something to unwrap.

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

St. Patrick's Day

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.

Bathroom Joke

Q: If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

A: European.

Mexican Education

Q: Why don't Mexicans teach driver's education and sex education on the same day?

A: Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.