Word Play Jokes

Preschool Lesson

A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them. As each student took a bite they were asked to identify the animal. Little Sherry took a bite of the meat labeled beef and correctly said that it came from a cow. Tommy took a bite of pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming from a pig. The last meat was labeled venison. The children chewed and chewed and after numerous incorrect guesses the teacher attempted to give them a hint "what does your mommy call your daddy when he comes home from work at night" she asked? All of a sudden little Joey jumped up from the back of the classroom and yelled "Jesus Christ! Spit it out, it's Asshole"!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Tie Shoes

Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes?
A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Blonde Intelligence

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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