Word Play Jokes

Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Categories: Riddles , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Come Again

Bet $100 that I'd win the premature ejaculator of the year award.
Disappointed. Came second.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips