Word Play Jokes
Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!