Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Born Speechless

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.