Word Play Jokes

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Categories: Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Joy Ride

Got caught joyriding last night.
Joy's husband went fucking crazy.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

In The Groove

This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”

Categories: Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes
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