Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 
Bill: "Yes"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 
Bill  "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bill: "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bill: "Yeah"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Order

Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Break In

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "Yeah! A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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Anonymous