Word Play Jokes

Pant Trouble

Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncles.

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Bathroom Joke

Q: If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
A: European.

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Tombstone

Found in a Ruidoso, New Mexico cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me, for not rising

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