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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 

Bill: "Yes"

Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 

Bill  "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"

Bill: "Yes"

Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"

Bill: "Yeah"

Bob: "Knock Knock"

Bill: "Who's There?"

Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

Knock Knock - Cow

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"

Bouncing Ball

Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?

A: A snowball!

Snowman Transport

Q: How does a Snowman get to work?

A: By icicle.

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!