Word Play Jokes

Blonde V. Construction

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?
A: One lays bricks and the other lays pricks!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes , Riddles
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A Clean Idiot

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a dope!

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Abbey Lane

A boy came into class late one day and his teacher asked him why he was late. The boy replied "Sorry sir, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane." The teacher excused him and he sat down.
Five minutes later, another boy came in and the teacher asked him why he was late. He replied, "Sorry I'm late, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane."
Another five minutes later, a girl walks into class, late. The teacher says "I suppose you were doing push-ups on Abbey Lane too." The girl replied, "No sir, I am Abbey Lane."

Categories: School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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