Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Kids In College

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Mom's Predictions

Q: Can your mother predict the future with cards?
A: Yes! She takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Redneck Girl and Dad

Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
 

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Riddles
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