The Black Baby
Q: What did the black baby say to it's mother when it had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, I'm melting!"
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!
Boy & Grandpa
A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"
Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.