Knock Knock - Ammonia
Ammonia little kid!
Q: What's a baby's motto?
A: If at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!
It was Palm Sunday, and the family's 6-year old son had to stay home from church because of strep throat. When the rest of the family returned home carrying palm branches, the little boy asked what they were for. His mother explained, "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by." "Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one Sunday I don't go to church, and Jesus shows up!"
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Ladder School -Riddles
Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.