Boy & Grandpa
A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"
One day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first" The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z" The teacher asked at the end "Where is your P?" The boy answered "Running down my pants!!"
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks have children together?
A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.