Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Yo Mama - Seaweed

Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something fish smoked!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Dumb) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Kk that girl

Accident

A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"
"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes)
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Anonymous

Little Peanut

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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