Word Play Jokes

Rabbit Catching

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him.
A: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on him.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Centipede Delay

Q: Why was the centipede late?
A: Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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