Word Play Jokes

Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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