Word Play Jokes

Cats' Magazine

Q: What magazine do cats like to read?
A: Good Mousekeeping.

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Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

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