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Don't Take Chances
A man receives a letter informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also asks whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."
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Like Mother Like Daughter
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."
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Keep Eating
Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.
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