Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?
A: Nuts and Bolts.
Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!
Boy & Grandpa
A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"
Yo Mama - Seaweed
Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something fish smoked!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.