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M&M Factory

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!

Blonde Miracle Diet

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds. The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

Brown and Bloody

Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch?

A: A brunette who told too many dumb blonde jokes.

Have Another Beer

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Blonde In A Tree

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave