A Blonde Calls the Fire Department
A blonde calls the fire department because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says, "Duh, big red truck?"
Blonde Drinking Coffee
A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts." The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
How do You Keep a Blonde Busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blonde busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.
Part II: Why does that work? 'Does 3 come before E or between M and W?'
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. "If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?" "I'd have to say the living one."