Funny Thoughts

Vampire Junkie

Q: What do you call a vampire junkie?
A: Count Drugula!

Anonymous

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Anonymous

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Anonymous