Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Yo Mama - Order
Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
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Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.
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