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Locked Out
Locked my keys in the car outside an abortion clinic. They weren't impressed when I went in and asked if they had a coat hanger.
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Copyright © 2009 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Holiday Nuts
Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.
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, One-Liner Jokes
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(Other Doctor Jokes)
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Jumping the Gun
I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.
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, Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Domestic Violence Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
