Funny Thoughts

How Is A Bagpipe Like Throwing A Javelin

Q: How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A: You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Anonymous

Weights and Measures

Science Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyrone: Umm, depends on what you need.

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Anonymous

Go Big

Just attempted to beat the record for the biggest piece of glass ever blown.
Smashed it.

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