Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes
Duck in a Bar
A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here." The duck says, "I'll pay you $20." "Your money isn't good here." "Then put it on my bill."
Knock Knock - Owls
That's right! Owls hoo!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What do ducks like to eat?
Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.