Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Flock of Seagulls
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bagels!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Knock Knock - Owls
That's right! Owls hoo!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!