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Duck Orders a Drink

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here." The duck says, "I'll pay you $20." "Your money isn't good here." "Then put it on my bill."

Chicken and Duck

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A: A bird that lays down!

Migration

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.

Knock Knock - Owls

Knock knock

Who's there?

Owls

Owls who?

That's right! Owls hoo!

Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?

A: Because they are always stuffed!