Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes
Q: Why are mallards good at dodge ball?
A: They can duck.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Two Eagles Are Soaring Along
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them. One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah. You'd move fast too if you had three assholes and they were all on fire!"
Knock Knock - Owls
That's right! Owls hoo!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!