Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Knock Knock - Owls
That's right! Owls hoo!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What do ducks like to eat?
Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.