Animal Jokes - Bird Jokes
Duck Orders a Drink
A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here." The duck says, "I'll pay you $20." "Your money isn't good here." "Then put it on my bill."
Chicken and Duck
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
Knock Knock - Owls
That's right! Owls hoo!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!