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A Black Guy In A Bar

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says "where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies "Over in Africa, there's millions of them !! "

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Turkey Turn Over

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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You Might Be A Redneck 48

You might be a redneck if...

  • You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
  • Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than grandpa.
  • Your masseuse uses lard.
  • Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
  • You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
  • On stag night, you take a real deer.
  • Your back porch is bigger than your house.
  • There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
  • You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
  • A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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