Funny Thoughts

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Art & Music Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous

Snakes Rule

Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Knock Knock - Kiss

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Knock-Knock Jokes
Anonymous