Funny Thoughts

Strongest Letter

Q: What is the STRONGEST letter in the alphabet?
A: P, because even superman can't hold it!!

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Knock Knock - Dwayne

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the pool, I'm drowning!

Anonymous

Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

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