Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Yo Mama - Order
Yo mama so stupid that when Judge Judy said "Order!" she said "fries and a coke please".
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.