Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Disturbing The Peace

Yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and was arrested for disturbing the peace!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly)
Anonymous

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Art & Music Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous

Snakes Rule

Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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