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Snakes Rule

Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?

A: Because they don't have any feet.

Knock Knock - Kiss

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!

Lone Idiot

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

Humorous Moment

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up to the car, the driver lowers his window and a cloud of weed smoke pours out.  The cop looks at the driver and notices his eyes are as red as a stop sign. The cop then asks the driver, "How high are you?

The driver laughs and says, No officer, it's Hi, How are you...

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?

A: In the snow bank.