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Festival Weather

Q: What's the weather forecast for the hiphop festival?

A: They're calling for a Lil Wayne

Art Exhibit

Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.

Punishment

Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?

A: I don't want the neighbors to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear

Jones Syndrome

Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home."

Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."

Patient: "Is it common?"

Doc: "It's Not Unusual."

Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?

A: The drumstick!