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Turkey Note

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A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

White Keys

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

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Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?

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Country Rewind

What is a country song played backwards?

Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back and life is great.