Q: What happened to the origami business?
A: It folded.
Light Bulb - Blues Musicians
Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four to play sad, blue songs about the old, worn out light bulb.
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.