Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Shark Week - Favorite Song
Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
A: U Can't Touch This