Guitar and Tuna
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Shark Week - Favorite Song
Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
A: U Can't Touch This
What is a country song played backwards?
Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back and life is great.