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No Crease

Q: What happened to the origami business?

A: It folded.

Light Bulb - Blues Musicians

Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four to play sad, blue songs about the old, worn out light bulb.

Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?

A: The drumstick!

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 

A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

White Keys

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.