Clinton's Favorite Instrument
Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument?
A: The WhoreMonica!
Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Shark Week - Favorite Song
Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
A: U Can't Touch This
What is a country song played backwards?
Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back and life is great.