Q: What's the weather forecast for the hiphop festival?
A: They're calling for a Lil Wayne
Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.
Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
A: I don't want the neighbors to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear
Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home."
Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doc: "It's Not Unusual."
Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!